People & Confusions

So today I went to see a very good friend in Guelph and when I got there I found where I was going and made a pit stop at Wendy's.  So I turned around to back track one block and as I turned around I was directly behind this cop car.  So, here I sit, safety belt on, radio on, singing away, and thinking how nice of a town Guelph is and that I would like to learn more about it and I see this woman that I presume was drunk taking a dump on this patch of grass on the corner.  I would imagine that at the same time that I saw this woman the cop opened the passenger door and this big cop started to approach her.  Now the funny thing was that she did not see the cop and she was not entirely bent over in a squat position, she was semi squat and by the looks of it pushing the poop out!  What I thought she was standing on was a patch of grass that was on the corner of the gas station, however, in fact it was the corner of the fire station!

Like come on, if she was sober did she not have the common thought of holding it two more seconds to get to Wendy's.  Or even could she not have gone into the fire hall and asked the hotties to use the bathroom?  If she was drunk, well, that's a different story!  Perhaps there was some mental issues, but in realty I think she was just plain old waste, blitzed, drunk!

Do people really think sober or drunk that they can get away with this?  Have you ever been wasted so much that you have no concept of what your doing?  I have maybe been close to that but seriously, pulling my pants down on a patch of grass on the fire station parking lot is just, hum...... ABSURD!

Now, not that I am a big fan, but lately I have been extremely impressed with the PoPo because I have seen some impressive stuff, so therefore, I feel sorry for the cop that has to arrest this person!  Like having to pull up her pants or even ask her to wipe her butt on the side of the road!  Do cops actually have the decency to ask them to do that or do they just shove them into the cruiser.

I guess some people just never learn!

Until next time,
Jewellz

Men & Confusion

So here I am a single 30 year old lady, that in my opinion is pretty frickin fantastic!  I have a great job that I am good at, I drive a nice car, have a great place to live (ya ya I know with the parents, but it's cheap!) and I have a great outlook on life and a wicked personality!   I am funny, smart, sexy, and I love life!  I love all things but I am gonna spare the details because frankly it's kinda boring!

There are many things that I am gonna hopefully blog about in the future and alot of them are gonna be confusions about life.  Anyone that has feedback, please leave it as I think it's important to hear what kind of thoughts people have.

My first confusion is about men.  So I am gonna pretty much ramble on about how and why I am confused about men.  Maybe, feed back will do me good.  Don't hold back now.....K?
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I do not understand men, here they roam around the earth and they work (the good ones anyways), they drink, they sleep, they fart, and they drive us women batty!  WHY do these men act like such baboons?  What are they all so confused about us women? We are a simple breed!

Ya see, men, they go for these cheap and easy chicks to get a piece of ass.  I mean come on, I apologize in advance to all the women that I am probably going to offend but this is how I feel.  These are the women that go to the bar every Friday and Saturday night (I have been there) and wear practically nothing and they drink and drink and drink and think that when they are drunk that it is completely sexy to throw your arms up in the air and woot woot!  (I admit, I am guilty!) but more importantly I am talking about these chicks that obviously looking to pick up.  The crazy thing is that these chicks are like fisherman, they dangle their bait (which is generally tits) and the men jump on them.....not jump on the tits but they gravitate to them.  I DON'T GET IT!

I work in health care and I take care of alot of seniors both men and women and I can honestly say that I am a romantic.  I hear these stories about men in the earlier years that that pursue the women and it is seriously out of a romance novel.  The men are men.  Not boys.  The men that are in their 30s and younger are boys.  They think that when you pull their finger and they fart that it is funny.  It's not, IT'S RETARDED AND DISGUSTING!!!!

I guess the more that I type this blog I am getting some answers, all these men are married and have been since kindergarten almost! lol!

The way I figure it is this....it's very simple.   Boys, Guys, & Men that are out there, give the girls that wear all their clothes a chance!  Just because we have more clothes on than most women that are hittin the bar scene means nothing!  We like sex just as much as the next dingbat!  Except the sex is gonna be a 1000% times better!  Because the ladies that keep their clothes on and are not slutty make better lovers.

Also, for the final thought!

Wake up guys, you are being leaded down a path of disaster by having one night stands with sluts!  It's the sluts that give the good girls a bad rep!  To the girls that keep their clothes on at a bar, Koodoos to you!  Don't fall into the slut trap.  Let the men learn that us fully dressed women are oober SEXY!

Until next time,
Jewellz